>Jack Clark is a Doodyhead

>Former Cardinal player, and current analyst for the team, Jack Clark, pictured below in all his unibrow glory, said recently that the St. Louis Cardinals have “poopy in their pants.”  I wish I was making that up, but that, my friends is a direct quote.  In case you do think I’m making it up, the audio is directly below his hideous, ogre-like, child-eating smile.

Poopy. In their pants.  Poopy.  That’s a fun word…